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I just invented a new game. Turn off the “Safe Search” feature on Google Images, and search for a first name. Any first name, really, but first let’s do men’s names first.

My screenshots will only include the first four results to save space, but know that in a full browser the results are even more re-donk.

Searching “Bill” lends these results (as I would expect):

Now let’s search for “Steve”:

Great, makes sense. One more, shall we?

How about my name? “Bryan”:

Alright, a little dumber than the others, admittedly, but still makes sense. Now let’s switch to women’s names.

Jesus! Speaking of which, let’s search for “Mary.” Surely such a world-famous pious saint would…Oh God!

I mean, two out of four ain’t bad, but can someone fill me in on what the hell?

Finally, a Googimg search for our trusted co-editor of Blaglash, “Monika”:

Is that seriously a horse penis? I search “Monika” and I get a horse penis that quick?

Question to you, my loyal readers…What in the hell does all of this mean?

$1 to the person who can google a common female name without this happening on the first page of image results!