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Look at that.

Now that’s a bad-ass motherfucker, as far as high-altitude forest-dwelling cats go.

Some argue that the Koala (pictured below) is in fact the most ferocious of adorable animals.

To that I say “With all due respect, sir or madam, those eucalyptus-gnawing branch munchers can suck it.”

Some facts:

1. A lynx (any lynx) can and will attack you for any reason. Some possible reasons for attack include belittling a male lynx in front of his wife/children or underestimating a male lynx’s prowess as a forest-dwelling mancat. Some bloggers have reported mighty DoS attacks against their servers from secretive forest locations after describing the lynx as both ferocious AND adorable.
2. The lynx has hard ties to both Al-Queda and Saudi Arabia. 99% of those polled believe that Osama bin Laden learned his hunting/gathering/hiding skills from a family of trained Brazilian lynxes.
3. Making a sock puppet that resembles a lynx for a first grade art project will win you no credibility amongst other classmates, and will cause you to be ridiculed. This I do not know from personal experience, but rather from an episode of Dateline.
4. The founders of Dogster created a Lynxster at one point, but what with the massive flood of bandwidth raep attacks combined with malicious raids into other mammalian social networks, delayed the public launch for at least another year.

Don’t fuck with lynxes.