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I went to www.google.come/trends to see if anyone cares that Hillary Clinton released 11,000 pages of her schedule while commanding the office of First Lady. No one cares! LOL but guess that is the number 18 top search of the day so far?…….

MONICA LEWINSKY!

I suppose this might be because the schedules released reveal Hil’s whereabouts while her husband, the president at the time, Bill Clinton, was getting that famous blowjob. The one that resulted in a dirty little blue dress. Hillary was in the White House while Bill was getting the blow job that would turn into evidence- marring his legacy forever. I mean, something as important as those papers finally being released happens, people have been calling for the release of those papers for years, suing the Clinton library, and EVERYTHING, and now people are going to google and typing in “Monica Lewinsky” in the search box. That is baffling to me.

I’m too lazy to even WANT to read the released documents, but I am patient enough to wait for someone else to do it for me. Other interesting facts about Clinton’s tenure as First Lady:

“On the day that dozens of US cruise missiles rained down on Serbia in an attempt to punish Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic for the country’s onslaught against ethnic Albanian separatists in Kosovo, first lady Hillary Clinton was far from the White House war room: instead she was touring ancient Egyptian ruins, including King Tut’s tomb and the temple of Hatshepsut. And on the day before the signing of the Good Friday agreement in Belfast she was at an event called “Hats on for Bella” in Washington.” -The Guardian

Now I feel so bad for Monica, and I felt bad for Hillary when this was all going down. But now! How embarassing for poor Hillary! People still care more about Monica than her. They’re combing the schedules to find out what she was doing while Bill was sexing Monica. Back then, I wished it would end, that people would stop caring, because the kids at school kept calling me “Monica Lewinsky” to be mean to me. Which I don’t think any of us really understood at the time, but there you go. Now I wish it would end so people/reporters would focus more on the issues, and what Hillary was doing during… oh just at random… the Rwandan genocide. Monica got her masters degree in something, she’s moved on. But the press, the people and politics haven’t. “Monicagate” is as famous as Watergate.

I for one, would hate to have the whole world know I didn’t wash semen off a dress after getting blow job all over it.